Guys: A new pick up line... Cytomegalovirus!

Kissing prevents diseases! You heard me correctly kissing saves lives and extends life. According to this article, kissing was invented to build a woman's immunity from Cytomegalovirus, which is dangerous in pregnancy. During a kiss this bug is past from men to woman through saliva, normally this bug is harmless to adults but extremely dangerous if caught while pregnant. It can kill unborn babies or cause birth defects.
So what did we learn class? Kissing is great! The more women get kissed by guys the better her immune system will be to fight off cytomegalovirus. Ladies you need our help from this nasty bug and it's better late than never. Guys if you ever needed a reason to kiss a girl this is it. Take advantage of the situation, however don't take advantage of women that is wrong. Guys if the girl says no, she means no and would rather take her chances with cytomegalovirus than kiss you. Take it like a man and walk away.
That being said, guys this can become the next great pick up line.
"(Go up to a girl) Quick before it's too late, kiss me! How are you feeling?(Then repeat till she says, "Fine")"

Also ladies I'm not writing this just for guys. Think about this situation from your point of view. You don't want cytomegalovirus or any other disease right? So don't be so picky with kissing. No longer consider it "skanny" to kiss a guy you just met, think of it as self preservation. Men are trying to save lives, and you want men to save you so let them! Who knows maybe one day the world can be without disease and it all started with kissing. Men and Women right now kiss the next person you see! Tell them about the ancient way to preventing sickness and they will be grateful or you will be slapped in the face (ladies you probably won't be slapped in the face), guys if you are slapped take it like a man and walk away with your head held high. You tried your best to save the world.

Read the article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6471483/Kissing-...

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