Hard Times for the Justice League!

Superheros are a dime a dozen right? Well in L.A. near the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood; Batman, Elvis, Spongebob, spiderman, and even Chewbacca can be seen daily for the pleasure of there viewing audience. Audience being tourists of course. Thousands of tourists visit this historic theater just to get there picture with the famous characters. But there is a catch, these costumed cappers don't like to shell there services for free. Also they don't like other costumed competition either. Spiderman for example has been arrested for beating up a tourist. Also the evil Freddy Krueger ironically is thought to have stabbed a man though no charges have been. Many other costumed criminals have been charged with harassment and aggressive begging. Even the loyal Chewbacca from Star Wars has been arrested and charged with head butting a tour guide. Police say that the costumed creatures pose for pictures but expect money or tips for their services otherwise they get angry. Also they are very protective of there costume, if anyone else tries to copy them they get angry and often break out into fights. What is the world coming too? Superheros should be protecting the American public from crazy villains wanting to take over the world.

Seriously though, these people need to get a life. I'm curious if they dress for a hobby or for a living because it's a sad sad living to be living. I imagine they get so into their character that they start to believe they really are super powerful, maybe that is why they get into fights and harass their fans. Let me say this, these costumed creeps are stupid. How do they expect to keep getting money from tourists if the tourists are afraid of getting near them. I understand, that probably not all of these masquerading morons commit crimes, but if I was a parent why risk it. I mean Freddy Krueger stabbed a guy allegedly and Chewbacca head butted a tour guide allegedly. Whats next, is spongebob gonna abuse you with his jelly fishing net...allegedly? Give him money or else. Seriously though, who goes to see Spongebob, I understand superheros because they are cool, but Spongebob is just strange and creepy.

Anyways if you want to visit them, go ahead I'm not going to stop you, just remember to bring kryptonite, a baseball bat, a camera and some money, cancel that I mean a lot of money. And for those of you who don't know kryptonite is superman's only weakness. A baseball bat on the other is everybody else's weakness. Good Luck!

Leave your comments below, tell me what you think and if you have been and seen these characters. Also here is the link to the story I found. www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-spiderman12-2009nov12,0,4753126.story