Dear Auburn Women, Leggings are not pants. Love Eagle Eye

As we all pack up for the Holiday break, we go through our clothes to figure out what we need to bring home and what we will keep here. We trade in text-books and throw away old papers and tests. My plea is that while you are doing clean house and getting ready for a new year.
Throw away your lants.
This is what I calling the legging-pant phenomenon. If you don't throw away the actual leggings, please throw about the fantasy that you are wearing pants.If you are leaving the house and you have on a T-shirt, leggings, scarf and UGGS, WARNING: YOU ARE LEAVING YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT BOTTOMS. YOU HAVE ON NO PANTS.
I have had nightmares about going to class half-clothed and your choosing to. Its weird.
Think of what would happen if i guy came to class with long-john bottoms on.
I understand weird trends and I have followed a few in my day aka slap bracelets and butterfly clips in middle school. And I dont have a problem with sticking leggings under a short-esque dress, but if your T-shirt or shirt does not cover your bottom its not a trend; its a statement. And that statement is" I forgot my pants."
So please do a check list before you stroll out of your house:
I am wearing.
a. shirt
b. pants
c. shoes
Now you may leave and have a nice and fully- clothed day.