Feeling Dangerous.... Go Shopping!

Hey everyone I ran across another article that caught my attention. I'm not usually into fashion and being a man I don't like shopping or trying on clothes. However there is a line of clothing that lets me keep my masculinity and feel like James Bond all at the same time. Two words... Bullet Proof! We know about bullet proof vests police and other important people wear to stay alive. Well the next evolution in bullet proof clothing is being made. Here is the link to the article:
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/33210530/ns/today-today_fashion_and_beauty...

If you've read the article then you've seen some pictures of the clothing and it looks amazing. I personally think the idea is brilliant, why not have bullet proof polo shirts. Here at Auburn I know all the Fraternities would run to the store to buy bullet proof polo shirts because they are sooo cool (note sarcasm). The article didn't mention any bullet proof short shorts, but if they were bullet proof then the frats would buy them to.

All the bullet proof clothing is amazing to me. I remember watching all the old James Bond movies and seeing all the gadgets and things Q made for Bond. We all remember the ejecting seat idea. Off topic I'd love to get one of those, especially for break ups. Think of this, "Hunny I don't think we should see each other anyone" Eject! Girlfriend problem solved.

The only problem is that all the bullet proof clothing costs an arm and a leg. Prices range from 1000 dollars to protect against handguns to 14000 for maximum protection which I believe is high powered rifles. But I just thought of something, they didn't say anything about rocket launcher protection in the article. Is there clothing that protects you from grenades or rocket launchers? Probably not, if you get hit with on of those then your SOL. So take not, don't get hit with explosives.

So the moral of the story if you want to feel like James Bond, buy bullet proof. Bullet proof is also good for people who fear for there life on a daily basis. Criminals will just aim for your head if you're wearing a vest, but with normal clothes they will assume you're dead so people take advantage of that!

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